MLP - The Ultimate Heist

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Last time I watched "About Time" I couldn't help picturing Skyrim's sneak-mode "eye" while they were sneaking (and I use the word loosely) around, and this wacky scenario was born.
(features modified screencaps from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

TRANSCRIPT:
SPIKE: Twilight, I didn't know you were in the Thieves Guild...
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: You weren't supposed to know. Besides, how else am I supposed to afford arcane research on a librarian's stipend?
PINKIE PIE: Ask Princess Celestia for a raise?
SPIKE: As if...
TWILIGHT: Um, we're kinda trespassing here... Spike, do you even have a Sneak Mode?
SPIKE: You're the one who couldn't afford to hire a babysitter.
PINKIE: I thought I was the babysitter...
TWILIGHT: Exactly... So what are you doing here again?
PINKIE: Adventures in babysitting?
ROYAL GUARD: Hey! Who goes there! Identify yourselves!
PINKIE: You don't need to see our identification. There are not the mares you're looking for.
ROYAL GUARD: We don't need to see your identification. These are not the mares we're looking for.
TWILIGHT: I think I need to visit Zecora again and brush up on my Charm spells... Whoa! Princess Celestia! But how?...
PRINCESS CELESTIA: I know Trixie hired the Thieves Guild to steal Starswirl the Beared's research on Chaos Magic... But why you? After all you've done for Equestria, my faithful student... why didn't you just ask for a raise?
TWILIGHT: ....
SPIKE: Uuurk! I don't feel so good...
CELESTIA: Uh-oh... It looks like she also hired the Dark Brotherhoof to cover the thief's tracks. They say dragons have a cast-iron stomach... but we should probably take him to the castle infirmary, just in case.
SPIKE: Please... Tell Rarity... that when I died... I was doing something cool...