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Chocula 5And it came to pass that the Dudes were harassed by a pack of Evil Toasters.
In the midst of the battle, the Dudes didst stop in at a roadside tavern for a break.
And whilst the Dudes were busy seeing who couldst disgust other people the most, Myles the Unbeliever didst bet on a clothes dryer race, and won the Heroic Pants.
For these pants didst possess the power to increase one’s fortitude and endurance, such that the one who wore them couldst fill any hero’s pants, no matter how great or small.
And then the Dudes didst head out and didst finish beating up the Evil Toasters. And that was when five fell figures didst appear on the scene.
‘Not these guys again!’ cried Myles, and he didst ask of his sister, ‘What’s the matter? Thine imagination having reruns?’
‘This time we art no longer mere shadows, only able to come out on Odnohween Night…’ quoth the leader of the five. ‘Now every day shalt be Odnohween! Alloweth us to
Chocula 4Unbeknownst to the Dudes, but knownst to Ayatollah Asshollah and his henchmen, the Dudes were being spied on by a Major League Baseball satellite.
‘…But will this new superweapon work, Herr Doktor?’ asked Ayatollah Asshollah as he didst watch the satellite screen.
‘Fear not, Ayatollah,’ quoth the evil mad scientist Dr Färtnøkker, who maketh evil appliances, ‘for ’twas one of the Nazis’ World War II secret weapon projects, one of Hitler’s most diabolical schemes. Scoot wilt know not what hit him!’
‘I still think thou hast read the plans wrong,’ quoth Ayatollah Asshollah. ‘I hope it worketh, for thy sake…’
Chocula 3‘Guah!’ cried the Monkey Man as he didst run away, laughing hysterically and waving his staff.
And it came to pass that the God of Odnoh didst appear before Scoot and the Dudes as an Albino Klingon and said unto them: ‘Hail, Dudes! I am come bearing strange tidings. Thou hast done a good job as Pope, Casey, but we hath decided thou canst serve us better as the Beige Knight of Hondo. Congrats.’
And Yoco didst not bow, for RJ was not present for him to outdo.
‘Now I must join Matt to find a new Pope,’ spake the God of Magic. ‘Thou knoweth how hard it is to find a good Pope these days.’
And he didst vanish from their midst, and the Dudes didst scratch their heads in confusion.
In Albuquerque there lived a man with only one nostril. And these art the descendents of One-Nostriled Man:
The One-Nostriled Man begat Abidan. And Abidan begat Gideoni. And Gideoni begat Mega-Jerk. And Mega-Jerk begat Ahiezer.
And Ahiezer begat Elia
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